My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets”
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*
A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”
I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way
Somebody should tell Steven Moffat that interviews aren’t to explain gaps in an episode or clever plot twists, that’s what the episode is for.
nO. This is fucking bullshit.
I’m on an ANIME website listing ANIME things and I see this.
I got real fucking excited! I was all like,
"Oh shit, I never knew they did a Zelda anime! Must be some pretty rare stuff! I’m surprised I’ve never seen it before!"
THEN I GET THIS FUCKING PRICK:
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
Things not to say: WRONG LEVERRRRR.
The legend of zelda teaches such great lessons. Like, if you wake up and there’s a creepy homeless man dressed like a rabbit in your house, you should let him live there and turn it into his own little store because he’s probably an alternate universe version of you.
The epitome of Zelda Logic.
i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before
This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
I did it!! I’ve pixeled the entire first gen of pokemon, all 151. I’m really happy with how it’s come out! I’ve wanted to do this for AGES - turns out all I had to do was sit down and not stop until I reached mew.
I will be selling a limited print of the entire set as soon as the card I ordered gets here. Each one’ll be numbered out of however many I decide to print (definitely no more than 100!).